Cleaning Poem

Christian Humorous Poem




I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."



He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.



I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'



But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.



Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess..
While I sit here on my hiney.


-Author Unsure



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